Hello there. I'm out social climbing, but if you leave your name and number and if you're anybody, I'll get back to you.
Erma BombeckSomewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
Erma BombeckLast year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.
Erma Bombeck