Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.

Why take pride in cooking, when they don't take pride in eating?

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.

not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'