No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday.
Erma BombeckMaybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.
Erma BombeckFor years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
Erma BombeckOne certainty when you travel is the moment you arrive in a foreign country, the American dollar will fall like a stone.
Erma BombeckWe've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.
Erma Bombeck