Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.
Babies on television never spit up on the Ultrasuede.
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
Success is outliving your failures
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mommy and Daddy's permission, blessings, and money to survive.