People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

She's as funny as a toothache

In the South Pacific, because of their size, mosquitoes are required to file flight plans.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses.

For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.

A small waist makes you tire easily.