All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Explain to me how he [her son] can ride a bicycle, run, play ball, set up a camp, swing, fight a war, swim and race for eight hours ... and has to be driven to the garbage can.

Never order food in excess of your body weight.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

She's as funny as a toothache