All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

I'm so bored. I went to the food locker yesterday to visit my meat.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.

For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.

I have always felt cookbooks were fiction and the most beautiful words in the English language were 'room service.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.