All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.

Motherhood is the second oldest profession in the world. It never questions age, height, religious preference, health, political affiliation, citizenship, morality, ethnic background, marital status, economic level, convenience, or previous experience.

After age twelve, birthdays should be as private as hernia surgery.

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys.

Never have more children than you have car windows.