All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The other is a recipe for a 6 minute pecan pie.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.

When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home.