A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma BombeckI was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Erma BombeckSome say the antique syndrome surfaced to offset the newness of the land, the homes, and the settlers. Some say the interest was initiated by a desire to return to the roots of yesterday. I contend the entire movement to acquire antiques was born out of sheer respect of things that lasted longer than fifteen minutes.
Erma Bombeck