Authorities say brain cells may shrink, but they don't necessarily die. Frankly, I am cheered by the fact that something is shrinking. I'd be even more thrilled if what was shrinking affected my dress size, but you can't have everything.
Erma BombeckHouse guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
Erma BombeckKnow the difference between success and fame. Success is Mother Teresa. Fame is Madonna.
Erma Bombeck