Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
Erma BombeckSomeone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma BombeckOur teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.
Erma Bombeck