If compliments were food, I'd have starved to death 28 years ago.
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
My idea of 'roughing it' is when you have to have an extension for your electric blanket.
Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
When humor go's, there go's civilization.