Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

Let us hope manufacturers can come up with a diaper that is environmentally sound. To go back to cloth would send us back to the day when breathing and raising a baby at the same time were incompatible.

No baby shall at any time be quartered in a house where there are no soft laps, no laughter, or no love.

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

Given another shot at life, I would seize every minute...look at it and really see it... live it...and never give it back. Stop sweating the small stuff. Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. Instead, let's cherish the relationships we have with those who do love us.

Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.

Maybe age is kinder to us than we think. With my bad eyes, I can't see how bad I look, and with my rotten memory, I have a good excuse for getting out of a lot of stuff.