Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Every puppy should have a boy.
I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.
Housework can kill you if done right.
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in First." I have never had so much respect for Mama as the day I heard this.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.