I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby.
Erma BombeckNext to hot chicken soup, a tattoo of an anchor on your chest, and penicillin, I consider a honeymoon one of the most overrated events in the world.
Erma BombeckA grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn't charge more after midnight - or anything before midnight.
Erma Bombeck