You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

Optimism is lack of information.