You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.