A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

Optimism is lack of information.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.