I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.
It's not a face, but a personal insult.
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Optimism is lack of information.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.