A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.