It's not a face, but a personal insult.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.