A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
Optimism is lack of information.
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.
Women critics are amazons in climax.
Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.