I had enough brain to live a stupid life.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.