A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
I had enough brain to live a stupid life.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?