Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

Beauty is a horrible power.

Optimism is lack of information.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.