Beauty is a horrible power.
I had enough brain to live a stupid life.
Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Women critics are amazons in climax.
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.