Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Optimism is lack of information.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.