All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.
A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.