Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.
Beauty is a horrible power.
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.
God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.