I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Optimism is lack of information.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

Women critics are amazons in climax.