I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.