I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.