I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.