It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Beauty is a horrible power.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.