It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

It's not a face, but a personal insult.