I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.
You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.
Optimism is lack of information.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.
A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.