It is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.

You cannot cure sclerosis, but you can forget it.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.