Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.
I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
My fortune is in the fact that I don't need it.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.