Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.
You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!