Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.
For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.
I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.
I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.
Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.