Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

Wrong is for other people.

When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.