Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?