Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Wrong is for other people.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.