Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.