When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.