I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.
Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.
Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.