For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Wrong is for other people.