There is nothing wrong with "women's studies" that studying the right women can't cure, but feminist literary scholars have a penchant for dragging the rivers of deserved obscurity for third-rate neurotics.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

Insecurity breeds treachery: if you are kind to people who hate themselves, they will hate you as well.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.