There is nothing wrong with "women's studies" that studying the right women can't cure, but feminist literary scholars have a penchant for dragging the rivers of deserved obscurity for third-rate neurotics.

There is more sexism in a year's worth of movies than actually exists in a woman's entire lifetime.

Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Of all the old maid's blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called "that crazy old maid" she can get away with anything.

Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.