The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.
Fran LebowitzI never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
Fran LebowitzBreakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.
Fran Lebowitz