I used to buy all my shirts at Brooks Brothers, but that was completely ruined about 20 years ago. They discontinued the shirt I liked. If I had only known this - I mean, if you're going to discontinue an item that thousands and thousands of people buy, announce it. Say, 'We will no longer be making our excellent Brooks Brothers cotton shirts that we made for 5,000 years. We're going to change them in some awful way. We're alerting you so you can buy a lifetime supply.' Shirts don't go bad, they're not peaches.

[On not reading newspapers:] If something important happens, your mother calls you.

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. The second you meet someone that you're going to fall in love with you deliberately become a moron. You do this in order to fall in love, because it would be impossible to fall in love with any human being if you actually saw them for what they are.

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.