What I can't be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don't like domestic life.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

China is not a great idea: capitalism and a dictator. It's like the two worst possible things you could imagine together. It's a very bad idea.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.