Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

I woke up at five o'clock in the morning with the whole first paragraph in my head. Now, this just shows what a slothful person I am: I tried to go back to sleep.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

What I can't be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don't like domestic life.

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.