Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.
I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.
My favorite animal is steak.