Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Everything in Japan is hidden. Real life has an unlisted phone number.

If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between this image and the inevitable fate of humanity, do not, under any circumstances, write it down.

When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.

This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.