To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

I don't like the kind of country living where you have to help. I like country living where there is help.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothèque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.

Cold soup is a very tricky thing and it is a rare hostess who can carry it off. More often than not the dinner guest is left with the impression that had he only come a little earlier he could have gotten it while it was still hot.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.