To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

I don't like the kind of country living where you have to help. I like country living where there is help.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned.

Los Angeles is a large city-like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter