There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

When you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.

Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a fleeting insight.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.