Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire.

People care more about trends now than they do about style. They get so wrapped up in what's happening that they forget how to dress, and they never learn who they are because they never learn how to take care of anything.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.