Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

If in addition to being physically unattractive you find that you do not get along well with others, do not under any circumstances attempt to alleviate this situation by developing an interesting personality. An interesting personality, is, in an adult, insufferable. In a teenager it is frequently punishable by law.

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.