I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.

You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And for whatever reason, they keep getting revived. They've come back four times. I wish we could let them die. They want to die. They were horrible then, they're horrible now.