There's too much democracy in the culture, not enough in the society.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

The first people who died of AIDS were artists. They were the most interesting people.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.