Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I am not personally a parent. But I do have two godchildren and am expecting a third. I am naturally concerned for their future. If I ruled the world you could bet your boots that none of them would ever set their eyes on any such contraptions as digital clocks and pocket calculators. But alas, I do not rule the world and that, I am afraid, is the story of my life - always a godmother, never a God.

Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.