I always make a big effort to make a distinction between what is actually worse or what is just worse about not being 21. Of course, it's much worse not to be 21. This is a given. But there are things that are worse.
Fran Lebowitz[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.
Fran LebowitzGirls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.
Fran LebowitzOriginal thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Fran Lebowitz