I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

Albert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.

Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

I have a double policy, which would also solve immigration: I would stand at the border of New York City and I would say, "You can come here to live, but you can't come here to visit."

New Yorkers, we've seen Donald Trump for, like, 30 years; we know who he is. So he wasn't a surprise to me.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.