I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

Cheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.