There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.

Marriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Maybe it's superficial to exude a sense of confidence in one's clothes. But it's also integral. We have an appearance. Not all of us are beautiful. But we can appear fine looking. So we should. Feeling good about an outfit is the point at which that outfit finally becomes good.