A woman's quest in life should be to find the perfect apartment. And I have found the perfect apartment. The perfect apartment is the first floor of the Metropolitan Museum. With a sofa.
Fran LebowitzLarge, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
Fran LebowitzIn the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Fran Lebowitz