Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the dishes. I would never do a dish unless I had to write.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.

there are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.

When I was young, boys didn't type.