Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.
My favorite animal is steak.
I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.
If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.
To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.
While it is undeniably true that people love a surprise, it is equally true that they are seldom pleased to suddenly and without warning happen upon a series of prunes in what they took to be a normal loin of pork.