Frenchman: Germans with good food.

If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

The Word Lady: Most Often Used to Describe Someone You Wouldn't Want to Talk to for Even Five Minutes.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.