Frenchman: Germans with good food.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

We live in a culture where everyone is perfectly willing to do this [to make a lot of money], and they're just looking for the opportunity. Obviously, a person who is really dumb is not gonna make a zillion dollars. But for a person who is really smart, really smart, it's a boring pursuit. It's not endlessly fascinating.

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.