When I was young, I liked romance. But to me, romance is the opposite of domestic life. I just don't want anyone in the apartment, not for longer than a few hours.
Fran LebowitzChildren are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran LebowitzI'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
Fran LebowitzSmoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many - even more - things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs.
Fran Lebowitz