I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.

remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.

Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.

What's the point of being young if you're not going to make new things, I wonder?

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.