I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.

There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

For the movie review columns, I always knew exactly what I was going to write about - the movies.