I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

I'm not a Communist. I'm an American. I'm a capitalist. I mean, I'm not a very good capitalist, myself. I'm not very good at it, but it's not that I'm not for capitalism. But people who believe in things like corporate citizenship, it's idiotic. I mean, it shows you're an idiot.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.