In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.

those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.

I am not... totally unreceptive to colour providing it makes its appearance quietly, deferentially, and without undue fanfare.