The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.

Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.

To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire.