The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

When Toni Morrison said 'write the book you want to read,' she didn't mean everybody.

Even when America is not working that well, it still works better than other places.

If I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.