Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

I think one manifestation of integrity is holding a grudge. Saying no is a little different. Holding a grudge is the modern equivalent of having standards.

Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.

Communism requires of its adherents that they arise early and participate in a strenuous round of calisthenics. To someone who wishes that cigarettes came already lit the thought of such exertion at an hour when decent people are just nodding off is thoroughly abhorrent.