I do not think everyone is created equal. In fact, I know they're not. [The Constitution] means that everyone should have the same laws as everyone else. It doesn't mean that everyone's as smart or as cute or as lucky as everyone else.
Fran LebowitzWhat starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.
Fran LebowitzBeing a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Fran LebowitzThere's also the idea in this country [USA], it's not wholly new, but it's new in its kind of purity, in that you have to be really smart to be really rich. I always say to people, the reason people believe this is a) they've never met a really smart person, and b) they've never met a really rich person. I have met both, and I cannot see the crossover. You do not have to be a genius to get rich. You have to be ruthless to get rich.
Fran Lebowitz