You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.

I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

Presently it appears that people are mainly concerned with being well rested. Those capable of uninterrupted sleep are much admired. Unconsciousness is in great demand. This is the day of the milligram.

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.