To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
Fran LebowitzInhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
Fran LebowitzAmerican women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.
Fran LebowitzThe good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.
Fran Lebowitz