Science has done absolutely nothing about noise. The worst design flaw in the human body is that you can't close your ears. The reason you can't close your ears is, if a lion was coming, you had to wake up. Today no lions are coming. Beeping trucks are coming. I read the other day that the guy who invented the beep when trucks go backward, he died. I thought: Of course - he dies, I have to listen to it.
Fran LebowitzNature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
Fran LebowitzMarriage entitles women to the protection of a strong man who will steady the stepladder while they paint the kitchen ceiling.
Fran LebowitzI'm not a nervous person. I'm not afraid to be on TV. I'm only afraid when I write. When I'm at my desk I feel like most people would feel if they went on TV.
Fran Lebowitz