Science has done absolutely nothing about noise. The worst design flaw in the human body is that you can't close your ears. The reason you can't close your ears is, if a lion was coming, you had to wake up. Today no lions are coming. Beeping trucks are coming. I read the other day that the guy who invented the beep when trucks go backward, he died. I thought: Of course - he dies, I have to listen to it.

To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

Favorite animal: steak.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.