The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.

All style is personal - that's what distinguishes it from fashion.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.